The Great Work
And Other Administrative Matters
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Nine stories set in the gap between what the esoteric traditions promise and what the people who maintain those traditions actually experience on any given Tuesday evening. They concern Hermetic orders that cannot fix their roofs, Rosicrucian fraternities sharing a strip mall, angels who have been on hold since the Elizabethan era, demons contractually obligated to manifest over Zoom, and an Ascended Master who has not attended a quarterly meeting since the French Revolution. The sacred, in these stories, tends to arrive in small containers — a jam jar, a salt shaker, a cup of tea slightly too milky, served to whoever shows up.
Contents
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IThe Minutes of the Extraordinary MeetingBeing a faithful account of a Hermetic Order's quarterly conclave held in a community center, in which a font dispute escalates into an existential crisis
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IIRE: RE: RE: FWD: THE TRUE AND ORIGINAL LINEAGEAn email chain between two rival esoteric orders sharing a strip mall, each claiming the authentic lineage, conducted entirely in increasingly desperate forwarded messages
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IIIDISRUPTIONA Silicon Valley founder discovers the Philosopher's Stone and immediately pivots to monetization
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IVTHE OPUSAn alchemist achieves the Great Work after forty years and discovers that transmuted gold comes with regulatory complications
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VThe Angel of the ThingAn angel assigned to a specific concept discovers that its concept has been discontinued
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VITHIRTY LEGIONS (AND WHAT HR HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT)A Goetic demon's day at the office, including a performance review, a summoning conducted over Zoom, and an HR complaint
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VIITHE REPLYA practitioner's prayer receives a literal written response, delivered by celestial bureaucracy
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VIIITHE MINUTES OF THE ASCENDEDThe quarterly meeting of the Ascended Masters, in which attendance has been declining since the Enlightenment
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IXThe Search FunctionA librarian dies and discovers the afterlife is an archive with no filing system
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